Dragons vs Zeppelins

Call me Andal.

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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glassshard:

mindaroth:

Did you need a sexy fireman apron or a retro glam girl apron today? I bet you do!

My mother in law makes these aprons, mostly for customers in the LGBT sphere (and MAN, it is adorable when she talks about making aprons for all the “gay mens”). These are a big part of her supplementary income to cover the gaps between social security and living expenses. I manage the etsy store and ship things for her, but every cent, plus all the extra cents we can sneak in without her realizing it, go directly to her. 

So if you needed some sexy aprons, or even some not so sexy normal aprons, please check out the store. It all goes toward helping a really cool lady. 

ETSY STORE HERE

Hahaha <3

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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If Facebook Was A Guy

ryannorth:

FACEBOOK: Hi, I’m Facebook.
ME: Nice to meet you, I’m Ryan.
FACEBOOK: What’s your last name? Where do you live? When were you born? What’s your phone number? Is that work or mobile? Can I have your work number too?
ME: Facebook, I just met you.
FACEBOOK: This is what friendship is to me.

sketchlock:

ccomplexes:

kaylacoan:

"But I mean, if you’re attracted to girls who look like guys… why don’t you just date guys?"

So if you like gummies in the shape of worms, why not just go outside and snack on some real ones?

this POST IS THE BEST 

THIS WILL BE MY NEW ANSWER WHENEVER SOMEONE ASKS ME THIS DUMB ASS FUCKING QUESTION AGAIN

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sophiebeatle:

The Walking Disney

French artist Kasami-Sensei imagines characters from Disney’s classic animations as zombie-fighters from The Walking Dead

 

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kanrose:

YO READ THIS GODDAMNED THING BECAUSE FLIP IS SO GOSH DARNED TALENTED WITH COLOURS N SHIT AND SHE HAS BEEN FOR THE 3 YEARS I’VE KNOWN HER

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